Beware the Snake Oil from Cerave!

by on Aug.06, 2020, under Syndicated from the Web

Reposted from Wicked October | Go to Original Post

All this hand washing has left me feeling a little chaffed, and have been looking for a good hand cream. I don’t post many product reviews on other sites but when I do, I have strict brand guidelines to adhere to. The following review was initially rejected by Amazon for not following community guidelines, but I have appealed and the Evil Empire has acquiesced. At over $10 for 3 oz, this hand cream should be a mystical elixir, right?

Have you ever wondered to yourself, what will make me smell more like a swamp witch? Look no further. Cerave’s new and worsened hand lotion is sure to dredge up the intoxicating aroma of decomposing roots and standing water. It’s somehow thinner than water and yet has a standing tube design to ensure it sprays out evenly over everything the moment the cap is disengaged. After scooping the precious eau de lotionette off the sink and spreading the chalky coulis across your dry, brittle hand skin, you can remain confident that those hands will indeed remain bone dry. No pesky magic healing properties here! 


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