by on Jul.15, 2017, under Syndicated from the Web

Reposted from PUMPKINROT.COM: What’s Brewing | Go to Original Post

So, as a guy who hates going to malls, I made a trip to a local mall where I knew they had a Yankee Candle Store.  Mind you, I’m not proud of this fact…  that I visited a mall for the sole reason of smelling a candle called Autumn Dusk.
I get in there and start sniffing around, and I can’t find it.  I see their other new Autumn scents, and they’re all soapy and perfumey.  But Autumn Dusk is nowhere.  So now I’m going to be forced to ask the store employee “Do  you have that new Fall scent?” [trying to butch it up.]  And she’s like “We have a few new scents! Which one were you looking for?!”  And I lie “I think it’s called something like Autumn Dusk.”  And she says “No, that’s not one of the new ones.”  And I’m like “…nah…I’m pretty sure it’s called Autumn Dusk.”  And she SHOULD have been like “I thought you didn’t know what it was called!”  but then she remembers, “That’s our web exclusive scent!”  And I’m like “Web Exclusive?!  Who buys a candle without smelling it?!” [blowing my cover…and exposing my non-butchiness.]

So there you have it.  Save yourself a trip to the store. 

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