A Bowl Of Frute

by on Aug.31, 2013, under Syndicated from the Web

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Local supermarket had those two creature comebacks…Frute Brute and Yummy Mummy.  Purchased both, but only tried Frute Brute.
Sometimes the quest is way more important than the treasure.  But only when the treasure is pink cereal and not treasure.

Eh.  It’s ok.  All of the monster cereals are shiny, and different than in their early years.  And this stuff looks toxic, and doesn’t have the toxic fruit flavor I was expecting (and wanting).

Found some Halloween It’ll-Turn-Your-Milk-Green Captain Crunch, so it wasn’t a total loss. 

I’m officially a child.

Growing up, we had a sticker in the basement of my parents’ house…of the Frute Brute (spelled Fruit Brute back then).   None of us remember putting it there, and none of us could remember actually eating Frute Brute back then.  And my parents were the first occupants of the house, so it was strange indeed that a sticker had been stuck in a monster cereal’s honor.

And it’s still there.  Tonight, my mother called and said blood tears were dripping from it.  At the precise moment that I shouted “This cereal tastes like piss!”

That last bit was a lie.

Here’s a shot of the 2013 Frute Brute cereal.  Which I swear has given me dry-mouth.

Enlarged to show texture:


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